Monthly Archives: February 2010

First Things First

So here I was in my Skyline Nomad five-wheeler, just a burp down Route 22 from downtown Squallpocket, Maine, minding my own business with a bottle of Sam summer brew, waiting through the late-night ball scores to see how Lester made out in Anaheim…and someone knocked on my trailer door wicked loud.

Now I’ve been doing okay since Pam left and took Timmy with her, but I really don’t like living alone because you can only watch so much baseball in a day, even with the dish package, and I find myself on the phone with friends more than I’d like to be, and every noise outside gets your hair up. So this knock just about scared my shorts off, and when I opened the door, who was standing there but two guys in dark suits and shades, basically Tommy Lee Jones times two. Continue reading

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